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Old Nov 06, 2006, 06:41 PM // 18:41   #3421
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*throw darts at the wall*
*sips beer*
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Old Nov 06, 2006, 06:42 PM // 18:42   #3422
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*sips beer*
*throws a dart at a picture*
*keeps flame shield up*
*runs in circles*
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Old Nov 06, 2006, 10:12 PM // 22:12   #3423
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*put in Pulp Fiction DVD*
oh.. remember this part

Vincent: And you know what they call a... a... a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?
Jules: They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with cheese?
Vincent: No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the f a Quarter Pounder is.
Jules: Then what do they call it?
Vincent: They call it a Royale with cheese.
Jules: A Royale with cheese. What do they call a Big Mac?
Vincent: Well, a Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it le Big-Mac.

*sips beer while watching the movie*
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Old Nov 06, 2006, 10:27 PM // 22:27   #3424
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*kicks chair*
*rages at bartender*
*rips shirt in half*
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Old Nov 06, 2006, 10:32 PM // 22:32   #3425
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Originally Posted by Chilly Ress
*kicks chair*
*rages at bartender*
*rips shirt in half*
*point at Chilly with a Shotgun*


*clear my throat*......*The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.*

*blow off chilly's head*
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Old Nov 06, 2006, 10:37 PM // 22:37   #3426
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*walks into the bar*
*takes position as bartender*
*sips some beer*
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Old Nov 06, 2006, 10:42 PM // 22:42   #3427
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*dodges bullet*
*picks up chair leg*
*whacks skullcrasher''s head off*
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Old Nov 06, 2006, 11:16 PM // 23:16   #3428
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*asks chris for another beer*
*sips beer*
*runs in circles*
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Old Nov 07, 2006, 09:38 AM // 09:38   #3429
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*secretly steals pwned Beer*

*adds laxatives*

*secretly puts pwned Beer back*

*goes back to corner*

*chuckles*
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Old Nov 07, 2006, 05:30 PM // 17:30   #3430
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*sets my beer on fire*
*watchs it turn to dust*
*gets a new beer from chris*
*sips new beer*
*runs in circles*
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Old Nov 08, 2006, 03:13 AM // 03:13   #3431
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*run in circles endlessly*
*check for head*
*check*
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Old Nov 08, 2006, 05:11 AM // 05:11   #3432
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*sips beer*
*runs in circles*
*stops*
*wonders where everyone is at*
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Old Nov 08, 2006, 05:44 AM // 05:44   #3433
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*kicks the door down*
*grabs a beer*
*chugs beer*
*runs out of the bar*
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Old Nov 08, 2006, 05:45 AM // 05:45   #3434
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*sips beer*
*watches the crazed maniac run in and out of the bar*
*shrugs*
*sips beer*
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Old Nov 08, 2006, 05:48 AM // 05:48   #3435
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*sticks head back in*
*spits at wammo in the eye*
ya bastard!
*shakes fist at wammo*
*leaves*
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Old Nov 08, 2006, 05:49 AM // 05:49   #3436
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*sips beer*
*laughs at the wammo*
*runs in circles*
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Old Nov 08, 2006, 10:09 AM // 10:09   #3437
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*chuckles at wammo*

*sips beer*

*offers the Wammo Healing Hands*

*Enchants Wammo with Healing hands while having 0 stats in Healing*

*Laughs as Wammo runs outside to farm and get wiped out in seconds*

*Wammo crys: Res me!*

*Laughs more*

*Uses Unyeilding Aura on Wammo*

*Removes Unweilding Aura*

*watches Wammo die again*

*laughs even more*

*sips beer*
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Old Nov 08, 2006, 10:44 AM // 10:44   #3438
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lol feel the love
*drinks beer*
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Old Nov 08, 2006, 11:56 AM // 11:56   #3439
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*listens to wammo begging to be ressed again*

*sips beer*

*changes to Nec 2ndary*

*Creates Flesh Golem from Wammos corpse*

*Sets Flesh Golem on bacon for no good reason*
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Old Nov 08, 2006, 12:24 PM // 12:24   #3440
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*points at flesh golem turning it into a giant chewy fudge chocolate chip cookie*

O_o

o_O

umm ... cookie, anyone?
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